'BYE'

No, not bye as in "I give up on this blog thing" bye as in the thing I said I would talk about in my last post.

This should be short, but before I get into it I just want to tell you internet...how will anyone ever find these silly thoughts by me?  I'm not going to tell my friends or advertise it, maybe it'll just be between you and me.  Yeah, that sound just swell.  No more "dear diary" (not that I've ever been a diary girl) from now on it's "dear internet".  Oh God, I wish I had some good punctuation, though because if someone ever does decide to read this it's going to be quite embarrassing.

Right, right, I know the DVD thing.

You could be having a crap day, or maybe just watched a depressing movie, but there's something about that 'BYE' your DVD player gives you when you're turning it off that just gives you a little poke of happiness.  So simple yet so brilliant.
Who's the genius that dreamed that up?  Whoever you are, THANKS.

Erm, this was kinda happy right?  Right, internet.  You're such a good listener.  So are you 'future' readers (I said as I snorted to myself).

BYE INTERNET!